3.07 | 4.02
dont waste ur time reading this post. go paint a tree, hlep the elderly cross the street, skip down the road, throw a rock in the beach, take life by the tits and milk it
that post was definitely worth reading
UR NOT MILKING THE TITS OF LIFE
hannibal gets so offended of being accused of things he actually did
here are two bunnies using another bunny as a couch
no matter what im doing at least 10% of my brain capacity is perpetually dedicated to imagining oscar wilde on social media. oscar wilde on twitter. oscar wilde on tumblr. oscar wilde on grindr. opening a snapchat from oscar wilde. can you imagine.
you know what i dont understand????? those stupid tours that vine famous people go on?? like all of the stupid white boys?? you’re paying to see a bunch of stupid ignorant white boys be idiots on stage??? you can see that for free in high school
do not call me daddy in bed. i have had beers with your father. he is a nice man. do not get me involved.
HARRY STYLES’ INABILITY TO DISGUISE HIS SUFFERING BECAUSE IT’S TOO COLD AND SOMEONE TOOK ALL HIS EXPENSIVE COATS AWAY AND HE’S BUT A GRUMPY LITTLE BABY WHO JUST WANTS SOME COCOA AND FOR HIS P.A. TO GO BACK TO SWADDLING HIM WITH SEVEN BLANKETS WHILE MAKING SOOTHING NOISES IS ONE OF THE FEW NATURAL WONDERS LEFT IN THIS WORLD